Just Google Werewolf Sex - Republished Retrospective Werewolf Movie Blog
It’s Night. You’re lonely. Your Special Somebody Netflixed, but fell asleep long before you could chill. So, you are cruising the wonderful avenues of Google…Google Werewolf Sex?
You’re top hit is some old chat archive called
Werewolf Sex — Works | Archive of Our Own
…this Binge Watcher is afraid to open in fear of a getting some I-T-D, or an Internet Transmitted Disease — — In other words, a virus.
Next up is Steamy Werewolf Sex — Valentine4411 — Wattpad
So, a wattpad story written by someone named Valentine4411, the said story is described as:
This book is another werewolf story. The pov is of Elizabeth, Alpha Josh’s mate. Elizabeth goes through hell in many ways but Josh will always be there to help her through it.
Then you come across werewolf erotica | The Mary Sue the Mary Sue is respectable, you could cruise there and see if it satisfies your cravings.
However, scroll down and this is what caught my eye…
If I had sex with a werewolf, would that count as half bestiality …
A Reddit thread dedicated to the people wondering if their fantasies constituted being labeled as bestiality. They should only worry if they get caught fucking a sheepdog.
Anyway, there is show called Bitten notorious for having werewolf sex, described in some other blog as “lots, and lots of werewolf sex.”
This is all very disappointing and rightly so.
The originators of werewolf sex in cinema ( don’t quote us ) is a series called Howling. Shame, this series is not the top result on Google for werewolf sex.
And if you’re watching a Howling movie to get your jollies or curb some deep, dark shameful and sad sense of loneliness — — You’re not sick or depraved, you are human.
You’re not really watching werewolves get down. Well, we don’t think any werewolves were moonlighting as extras in the movie. You’re watching some pasty actors get down and pasty. Humans on human. So, it is not likely that you are a pervert, at least, no more then the rest of us.
The original has a werewolf lovemaking scene next to a romantic campfire.
The sequel has a werewolf orgy and it desperately wants you to know it involves someone’s sister BECAUSE YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF. ((( not really intended to be your sister, so relax, she is the sister of some wizard. )))
he third, oh, yes, the third … HMMM.
Google Howling 3. I ‘ll wait.
Listen to this podcast about it, I’ll laugh with you.
Were those a bunch of werewolf teats and little werewolf babies bursting out of the womb??? Yes.
Should you feel guilty now? Maybe.
But who is judging? Even the werewolf hunter in Part 3 falls in love and makes a litter of his own little marsupials.
