What’s There to Say? A Holiday Warning, Movie Tangents, and Bowling Perfection in Buffalo '66
The holidays are here, and as I’ve warned before, things can get a little…chaotic. Between big movie announcements, tangents about underrated films, and the bizarre brilliance of Vincent Gallo’s Buffalo '66, let’s dive into the whirlwind.
A Psycho and a Mouse Walk Into Hollywood
First up, Hollywood’s endless remake cycle continues. American Psycho is being reimagined, with Austin Butler tapped to fill Christian Bale’s iconic shoes. You know, the guy from Dune and Elvis, who looked uncomfortably intense during awards season because he couldn’t drop the Elvis accent for months. Oscar strategy or method acting gone awry? You decide.
Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds is reportedly taking on Mighty Mouse. I have to admit, I’m a little “Reynolds’d out.” He’s been everywhere, doing everything. Sure, he’s great, but with Deadpool dominating, it feels like we’re heading into Dead Mouse territory. (And no, that’s not a crossover with the musician Deadmau5, though it’d be hilarious if it were.)
Sony’s Spider-Verse Stumble
Sony’s Spider-Verse villains’ movies keep missing the mark. Fans just want to see Venom and Spider-Man on screen together—that’s the billion-dollar ticket. Marvel Studios mastered the formula, but Sony? Not so much. They had all the villains and no web-slinger. Missed opportunity, but hey, maybe next time.
The Stocking Stuffer Series: Buffalo '66
This week’s “Stocking Stuffer” movie is Buffalo '66. These are the films gifted to you over the years—whether you wanted them or not. Buffalo '66 is one of those movies that surprises you. At its core, it’s about a guy (Vincent Gallo) fresh out of jail who lies to his parents about his incarceration, kidnaps a woman, and convinces her to play his fiancée at a family dinner. Charming, right?
But here’s the thing—Gallo’s film is stunning.
Behind the Scenes Chaos
Vincent Gallo, the film’s writer, director, and star, is a polarizing figure. Known for being difficult to work with, he wanted to shoot on reverse film, which caused the original cinematographer to quit. What is reverse film? It’s a method that creates a positive image directly on film without needing a negative. Risky, but the result is a unique visual style—bright yet muted colors, like a modern story trapped in a ’70s time capsule.
Gallo claims he doesn’t homage other filmmakers intentionally, but the film feels like a love letter to auteurs. Fun fact: the house used in the movie is supposedly his real childhood home, and his actual father recorded the singing voice for the lounge singer character in the film.
The Cast Buffet
The cast is stacked with legendary actors:
Ben Gazzara (Road House, Killing of a Chinese Bookie) as the dad.
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man) as a bookie.
Anjelica Huston (The Addams Family, Captain EO, Ice Pirates) as the mom.
Jan-Michael Vincent (Airwolf) in a small but memorable role.