Worst. Cyborg. Ever.

TONIGHT’S MOVIE IS...

Hands of Steel. Some dude named Paco tries to kill an environmental leader? Dude gets into a car accident and wakes up in a government program that replaces 70% of his crippled body with cybernetics. Most of which in his hands. In other words, they give him HANDS OF STEEL.

He makes a crappy cyborg, so the money man behind the government program goes after Paco.

The authentic Italian title is Vendetta dal futuro.

An actor died in a helicopter stunt during filming in Pace, Arizona.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS 

Our first impressions vary wildly for this one.

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FAVORITE BITS

Our favorite bits include the fight with the super lady cyborg and the main quote of the movie: “You own a man’s mind until you control his heart.”

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BINGE NOW/BINGE LATER/BINGE NEVER 

We compare this week’s movie’s watchability against others such as RoboCop, Ghost in The Shell live action, Upgrade, Cobra Kai, Cyborg 2, Circuitry Man, and Solo.

WHAT ELSE ARE WE WATCHING? 

Glimmer Man, Cobra Kai, and Below Decks.

Johnny Spoiler