BINGE NOW FREAKY!

BINGE LATER THE FINAL GIRLS (2015) !

BINGE NEVER SHUDDER’S PORNO!

BINGE NOW FREAKY!

FREAKY IS A FREAKY FRIDAY REMAKE WITH A SERIAL KILLER BODY SWAPPING WITH AN AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRL, THE SERIAL KILLER LEARNS NOTHING, BUT THE AWKWARD TEEN LEARNS HOW TO BE CONFIDENT IN “HER OWN SKIN!!!” ( PLAY ON WORDS., IT IS A BODY SWAPPING MOVIE)

VINCE VAUGHN PLAYS A JASON VOORHEES TYPE WITH THE DETERMINATION OF A T-800 TERMINATOR!!!

THE FILMMAKERS (HAPPY DEATH DAY) MUST LOVE JASON AND FRIDAY THE 13TH, THEY EVEN PLACE THIS BODY SWAPPER ON FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

SO IT IS A SEND UP OF THE GENRE, YEE-HAA!!!

BINGE LATER THE FINAL GIRLS (2015) !

THIS MOVIE IS REAL CLEAVER, I MEAN CLEVER, REAL SMART … THE PREMISE IS MAIN GIRL’S MOMMA IS A B MOVIE ACTOR THAT DIES AND THEN THE MAIN GIRL AND HER FRIENDS GET MAGICALLY SUCKED INTO THE MOM’S MOST FAMOUS MOVIE, A FRIDAY THE 13TH STYLE 80S SLASHER.

THEY HAVE TO USE MOVIE TROPES TO STAY ALIVE AND TRY TO BEAT THE MOVIE SLASHER AT HIS OWN GAME.

THE MAIN GIRL BECOMES THE FINAL GIRL.

IT IS A WHIMSICAL HORROR-COMEDY.

BINGE NEVER SHUDDER’S PORNO!

HAD MAJOR EXPECATIONS FOR THIS PREMISE BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF THE ITALIAN HORROR MOVIE CALLED DEMONS. THERE IS A CURSED MOVIE AND MOVE-GOERS GET ATTACKED AS DEMONS EMERGE FROM THE SCREEN —- THAT IS THE CLASSIC DEMONS …

NOW THIS PORNO ENTRY … A SEX DEMON ESCAPES A CURSED FILM REEL AND ATTACKS SOME CHRISTIAN TEENS AT A FAITH-BASED MOVIE THEATRE … THE ENCINO MAN REFERENCES ARE FUNNY, HIOWEVER THE MOVIE DEVOLVES INTO SAME LAME SEXUALITY AND SECUAL AWAKENING TEEN CRAP WE ALWAYS GET ON LIKE THE CW OR FREEFORM … BLAH BLAH BLAH … THEY ALSO DESTROY A LOT OF PENISES IN THIS ONE, AS IF THEY DON’T LIKE THE PENIS.

WHAT DID THE PENIS EVER DO TO YOU, Keola Racela, DIRECTOR!!!???