Johnny Spoiler is back, serving up his signature blend of humor and sharp observations on the latest happenings in the world of TV, movies, and beyond. This episode doesn't disappoint—it kicks off with some unconventional advice on life choices and only gets crazier from there. So, if your baby mama suggests a move to Florida, Johnny warns you to think twice! His vivid comparison paints Florida as the “dark space between your balls and your butthole.” Ouch.

Ryan Murphy’s "The Beauty": Sexy or Deadly?

Johnny dives into Ryan Murphy's latest creation, The Beauty, a show about a strange STD that not only makes you more attractive but also kills you slowly. He’s not just fascinated by the premise but also speculates on the cast—pondering if Ashton Kutcher is laying low for a reason and whether Evan Peters is the right man for the job.

Horror Throwback: Near Dark—Better Than Twilight?

If you’re looking to freshen up your Halloween watchlist, Johnny has you covered. He sings the praises of Kathryn Bigelow’s cult classic Near Dark, calling it a vampire romance that easily outshines Twilight. Johnny’s take on this gritty, action-packed film highlights why it deserves more attention during the spooky season.

Schlock Horror Alert: Lurking Fear Deep Dive

Next up, Johnny gives us the lowdown on Lurking Fear, a monster-filled B-movie that comes complete with production drama and Jeffrey Combs. Is this flick a must-watch? Johnny breaks down its pros and cons before rating it with his signature “Binge now, binge later, or binge never” system. You’ll want to hear his thoughts on whether this horror flick is worth your time.

Salem’s Lot on Max: Vampires & Real Estate?

In a hilariously bizarre twist, Johnny compares vampires to gentrifiers as he reviews the new Salem’s Lot adaptation on Max. With a fresh take on vampire lore, Johnny explores how these bloodsuckers seem to be taking over small towns just like real estate moguls. It’s a wild commentary that somehow makes perfect sense in today’s world.

Tune In for Johnny’s Hot Takes

If you love offbeat humor, unexpected takes on pop culture, and hilarious TV/movie reviews, Johnny Spoiler's latest episode has it all. With topics ranging from Ryan Murphy’s strange new show to the gentrification of vampire towns, it’s a ride through the weird and wonderful world of binge-worthy content.

Topics Discussed:

• Ryan Murphy's bizarre new show The Beauty

• Ashton Kutcher's media drama

• Near Dark: the vampire romance better than Twilight

• Lurking Fear review: Monsters, cannibals, and Jeffrey Combs

• Salem's Lot on Max: Vampires are the new gentrifiers!

Strap in and get ready to binge Johnny’s hilarious commentary—it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!